What is the Iraqi air force motto? 
I came, I saw, Iran. 

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Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program? 
Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there. 

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What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad? 
Two days. 

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What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? 
They both have Kurds in their way. 

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What is the best Iraqi job? 
Foreign ambassador. 

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Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? 
You only have to teach them to take off. 

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How do you play Iraqi bingo? 
F-16 ... B-52 ... F-18 ... A-1. 

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What is Iraq's national bird? 
Duck. 

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? 
They both want to know where the heck those Tomahawks are coming from! 

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Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? 
So they can see their air force.